Membership Closed for 2026
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Members,
Before I begin, I apologize for my sudden absence. The course opened. The club reached full capacity. My notes were delayed.
Moving forward, I will attempt to remain both present and observant. The former is harder than the latter.
To Recap: Summer did what it always does, moved too quickly.
The inaugural pickleball tournament began with polite rallies and ended with disputed line calls and one paddle quietly “borrowed.” Integrity mostly prevailed.
The member gathering at The Links lasted longer than intended. Tee times were missed. Stories improved with each retelling.
Early mornings returned and the range filled before coffee cooled. A few new members introduced themselves as if they had always belonged. We noticed. We appreciated it.
Here is the latest:
We understand the enthusiasm. Membership for 2026 is now closed. The list filled quickly - faster than expected.
We appreciate the interest and your patience. Bribery attempts have been documented for internal entertainment purposes only.
To those admitted, behave accordingly.
To those waiting, continue acting as if you belong. Membership positions open on a rolling basis. Composure improves your odds.
- The Greenskeeper