Conditions Report: Late Winter

Members,

Winter continues to pretend it has authority. Simulator swings are increasing, living room bunker attempts remain high. One lamp has not survived.

The Guinness taps are steady. The Rogue Bartender has been warned. Green beer remains banned.

Golf season approaches. Begin stretching. Begin remembering who you are.

Drink responsibly. Play irresponsibly.

- The Greenskeeper